THE 8 EXAMINATION TACTICS AN OCTOMANIAC MUST HAVE
(in no order of merit)

1. Do not, in any case, shade '8' as your register number just out of loyalty for our dear class, for the consequences shall be dire.


2. Do not go 'ssssssss' and pretend there's fire coming out of your hands when you get stuck on a math question. Just skip lah.


3. Think of mr chew's advice ' you must get an A... you must get an A... you must get an A...' infinitely throughout the three hour math paper and you might just get... an A.


4. You want that specimen 1000 dollar note right. I know you do.


5. When in doubt over any question, think of the joyous times that s08 has had together and things won't seem so bad after all.


6. Ya, right. (i'm running out of tactics)


7. If you run out of black ink or blue ink, don't panic. Use purple ink and the examiner will be charmed.


8. With unity, there is strength. Let the As shower!!! (shit i'm going bonkers)


rule no 7 will tell you who i am. keke