This, is nj046's final entry on this blog as 046.
We shall now let our group leader say a few words:
Kangwei: I... i.. i love mavis!
hilda and mel: eh... about pw larh!!
mel's dad enters the room offering us chocolates.
mel and hilda take chocolates and say thanks.
kangwei says thanks in an extremely polite pleasant manner (unlike his usual self!!)
haha.
kangwei sux lar.
anyway! back to our group!
the 5 of us had a complete run through this morning at... nani's house!
WE WILL ROCK THE HOUSE ON 7th NOVEMBER!!
yeaaaah man!!
now, the remaining 3 people here will type our reflections.
kangwei:
"if i don't get an A i will go commit suicide"
mel thinks: yeah i hope he gets a B then goodbye kangwei!! heehee!!
hilda: i knew u'd say that lor!!
kangwei continues...
"i think mel rox!! mel ROCKS!"
"i'm in a bad mood now... don't disturb me.... otherwise i'll screw everyone up!!"
hilda speaks.
"I have no comments."
mel: are you sure?
hilda: apart from the fact that kangwei sucks, yeaaah.
oh oh! and i have learnt a very important lesson in my life, to pin my hair up!
kangwei: and to have more eye-contact. (sniggers like he's sooo funny)
mel the wisest shall speak now.
everybody please get ready for a whole bout of cheemness you'll never understand anyway!!
hehe here goes!
mel: kangwei is so rude!! he jz cursed me an idiot!! GO AND DIE!! and he keep complaining about the computer no mouse... then i ask him if he want hamster instead and he said NOOO!! so fussy and irritable... walaos.... lols... then me and hilda took pic n he deleted out of his phone!! we asked qns bout dis gal in his gallery.... (p.s: it isn't mavis therefore we suspect his infidelity!)
interrogated him about the gal...
mel: is the gal from ur tuition class?
kw: .... (pauses awhile for dramatic effect) i'm too smart to have tuition!! (proclaims loudly)
and now he's discriminating us by cursing us in JAP!! he said smth that sounded like her-nah-ser-nai.... wth lor!!
anyway do u want to know who that gal is?!? scroll down....
anyways! the truth is out. it's his sister!! LOLs... -___- <--- this is the kangwei face...
he damn faker lor!! anyway. he's getting v vulgar nowadays... keep telling us he's going to "S" everyone.. guess wat S stands for.... he tink he's so bloody smart n funny and hilarious but unfortunately only mavis appreciates his "witty" sense of "humour".
SUCKEERRRRR!!
hilda: okaaaay.... mel's like really high now....
mel:
okay okay! let me continue!! the story...
just now, charmaine and kw were sitting on the bus! on the way to my hse.
they were both coincidentally wearing green at the same time and same shade somemore! therefore me and hilda (sitting slightly behind them) were gossiping bout them!! we were thinking of ways to blackmail kangwei! cos if the bus jerks, then u noe u noe physics newton's 2nd law, that more mass = more inertia? then by rite, kw will jerk! then we'll take a picture of them sitting v close (cuddling up to each other) and send it... to.... (scroll down for the answer....)
HONGMING!!
then by our OP 7th nov, kw will not be present... OR he'll be present except bruised, bloodied and....heavily bandaged.. in CUE CARDS!! HARHARHAR....
mel and hilda: (laughs hysterically)
kw: -___- again
but anyway!! mavis will still be kangwei's one true love, bcos mave, if ure reading dis, we'll have to tell u that kangwei was sitting SOOO far away from charmaine he was almost falling off the seat!! AAAAH! so decent rite. heh heh.
p.s: acting decent AGAIN....
hilda: then the scandals of kangwei will be exposed to the world!! how scheming and evil he is....
kw: who is the scheming and evil one??!?
hilda: and anyway he's already sore enough about the mouse.... but he still gave up the mouse in the end (to mel's bro) to act gentlemanly...
lw: HE GAVE UP... COS HE ALWAYS GAVE UP IN THE END... (quoting kingshaw...)
oh and then!! before that, charmaine and kw were doing the booklet! and den me and hilda got nothing to do cos not more than 2 people can crowd around the computer! and also... me and hilda's last nite sleeping hours added up to about 5hours++!! omgosh rite?!? thanks to pw. (bows)
u see, hilda was trying to help, but kw didn't allow her. when she saw that the very wonderful (((Vestige))) was not online, she was soooo devastated she had to watch soooo many VCDs to drown her sorrows... and therefore, she slept at 5+...
as for mel, at 1am, kw told her he's going offline and going online again at 6am to do! therefore, mel, being nice, caring, responsible, and also the future prime minister year 2030, she decided to be nice and wake up to do the booklet together wif him!! therefore, she slept around 230am after doing more EAT stuff.... and set alarm for 6am.
at 6am-
mel wakes up and switches off the alarm clock, conveniently forgetting about kangwei (HAHAHA)
at 618am-
kw msgs mel saying "No you shall sleep and leave it to me" and THAT msg woke her up... BLOODY IDIOT.... -___- "S" him.... (wahahah so vulgar)
so we slept while they were doing the final details of booklet at mel's house! then when hilda and mel woke up, they suddenly were like damn pathetic lar!! suddenly both of them -
kw: "died"
hilda: "oi!"
er. back to the story...
both of them were like sneezing and sniffing and teary-eyed and getting tissues for the mucus dripping down the nose.... so gross lar... dunno why both of them got like "flu"-
hilda: "it's the kangwei virus"
at the same time!! man... then kw so evil... said that it's retribution that we din help him!! NOOOOO!!!
but in the end, hilda and mel went to get the black INK! so we saved the dAY!!
kw: so the day is saved by the powerpuff girls... the sneezypuff girls... sneezy bimbos...
hilda: (giggles) it's not even giggles lor!!
mel: walao phone ringing. .. WHO CARES!!I DUN CARE !! WHEEEE!!!! (answers the phone anyway)
mel: (speaks in chinese) xin4 kui1 shi4 wo3 de4 di di!!
translation: lucky is my bro lor!!
hilda: she's sooo damn ah-lianish lor! correction: ah beng. HAHAHA. she's typing word for word....
mel: where got?? i nv type word for word??
hilda: you're referring to urself in the third person form... it's like damn funny!! HAHAHA... i sound so bimbo....
(the above has been edited by mel for bimbotic purposes...)
mel: okay i shall sign off now... kangwei do you have any last words?
kw: i'm going to go home soon.
hilda: so anticlimax!!
mel: what. shit. i have to type in whatever i say! how?? hahahaha.
BOM!
